nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

  • tumblr: omg look at this sex god
  • me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip
  • unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

    twinking:

    girl: deeper!!!!

    boy

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    my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

    thebestofallpossible:

    interstellarmage:

    i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

    KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
    REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

    i wonder what he’s up to these days.

    guarding our galaxy

    snowingblackout:

    twerkinshield:

    steve and bucky being in a meeting with all the avengers at the stark tower and steve is getting progressively more pissed off with them and their shenanigans while bucky just sits at the bar ignoring everything

    "bucky come on, help me!"

    "no way, don’t drag me into this"

    "just give me a hand!"

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