Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
dating a cosplayer comes with a lot of pros and cons
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world