today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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emospritelet:

majorsarcasm19:

meulindaleijon:

what is it

maybe it’s a nimbus 2000

Dying with laughter

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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gwennovynne:

when u can’t figure out how to reblog something because of someone’s theme

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