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Carice van Houten during the Season 4 Premiere

dex5m:

Tietjens, your Smaug is showing.

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

jicheshire:

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

thatzak:

I did not appreciate this show enough when it was on the air

f-romanoff-13:

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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Why was this cut? I need that scene in the film!

heckayeah:

you can run and you can hide but you’ll probably get away cause im really bad at hide and seek

"Merlin, the most famous wizard in the history, was a Slytherin"

"We play to win, because we care about the honor and traditions of Slytherin"  

"We’re not bad people. We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood" 

"Once you’ve become a snake, you’re one of ours - one of the elite" 

"Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge" 

"Ethics? Highly subjective and completely overrated" 

"We apologize for being the best house… But we don’t really want to" 

mishasminions:

davidbowiesmanpackage:

soul-to—squeeze:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

look at this baby what even was his name

rename him royal wiggles 

"LET ME AT ‘EM, MUM"
ALSO, WHAT A NICE HEAD OF HAIR ON THAT BABY. I HOPE IT LASTS

wallisb:

this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes

wallisb:

this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes